DO UNTO OTHERS
THOU SHALT NOT SUFFER A BITCH TO LIVE
I'M OK, YOU'RE NOT
PATIENCE IS NOT A VIRTUE
"EXCUSE ME" USED AS COMMAND, NOT REQUEST
Reform movement to enshrine Ayn Rand as goddess put down not just because she was patently ridiculous (the aesthetic objection) but because acolyte Alan Greenspan wrecked world economy following her precepts; compromise made to admit her to canon as a minor prophetess ala Cassandra---everyone knows she's there but no one listens to her
Floating "Wholly Days" up to individuals wholly at their discretion; SJ's feel free to ignore all other holidays
Belief in miracles includes suspension of law of physics stating that say two bodies cannot occupy same space at same time: hence walkers, baby strollers, revolving doors, street corners
SJ's not only allowed but required to hold contradictory thoughts (who said 6 before b-fast? make a prophet) Difference between SJ's and idiots is that SJ's don't mistake their opinions for facts. When an SJ makes a snap opinion she must be ready to back it up with facts, and to argue the other side once her interlocutor agrees with her. SJ's make excellent debaters. Tel Aviv a holy city of SJ because of Israel's 50th anniversary slogan "5 Jews, 10 opinions"
Ejaculatory prayers: Shut the fuck up! Don't be an idiot. Try not to be absurd.